A couple of funny conversations with my children:
1st Conversation with Maija
Maija: Mommy, Robin Hood is the best person who ever lived on Earth.
Me: Actually, the best person to ever live on the earth was Jesus, and the prophets were very good too.
Maija: Yeah, Heavenly Father and Jesus were the best, then the prophets, then Robin Hood.
2nd Conversation with Bekah
Me: Bekah, don't be rude.
Bekah: I want to be rude!!!
Me: Then you're gonna go be rude in your room.
Bekah: OK!!! - as she storms off to her room.
Bekah singing in her room: I want to be rude in my room. I like to be rude in my room...